Monday, July 7, 2008

Post on The Host


CONFLICTED

My soul and my brain are at odds over this one.

The Twilight series was so silly. You like to mock it.

I know, says my brain, but my book club is reading THE HOST and I should give it a chance.

But don't you remember, how many times did you count the words "statue of Adonis" and "stone-cold chest"? Like twenty? And how long it took for the plot to gain momentum, only to resolve itself in one short chapter (half of which the narrator was unconscious for?)

Yes. Agreed, those words were said too many times. But give THE HOST a chance. I've heard it's completely different than that series. Maybe you will like it.

Right, well, it can't be any more cheesy than Twilight. Honestly: a vampire that holds a sleeping teenager in her bed all night long staring at her? It's kind of sick and creepy.

Fine, then, get something else to read. But both your book clubs are reviewing it. Do it for them.

INTRIGUED

The first few chapters were confusing, but I am intrigued. Should I keep reading?
What happens to Wanderer? Where is Jared? What about little Jamie?

NO! Put it down! What will Anna say, and the Others, the ones who know you're not a Stephenie Meyer fan? How can you save face?

I know, but I must keep reading. Must find out. Must keep reading....

10 comments:

FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY said...

You really are a nut...you know that, right???

I did read it, and gave it just 'average' reviews. BUT, I did have to finish it once I had read a few chapters.
kelli

JAZZMAN said...

You lost me...

Anna said...

What will I say? Hmmm... I'll have to wait and discuss it with the vampires that congregate in my bedroom after dark.

Anna said...

P.S. Blake, did Jenna tell you about our idea for a SMIL club mascot? Manatee...or Annatee...you know, chubby, fun-loving, rare, just like us!

BLADERUNNER said...

(Anna, I'm working on the logo right now - this comment does not count towards Jenna's post)

Robyn said...

Stop thinking so much and read the dang book Jenna! I'm reading it outloud to David on our drive. We have laughed a few times already how Jared is "hot" while Edward was "cold."

Evan said...

Uhhhh,...guys?

G Gang said...

Jenna,
Katie Gamble here and I can't believe you are even condsidering giving Stephenie Meyer another chance. I wouldn't even read THE HOST and I enjoyed Twilight. You know I have to give you a hard time for all the trash you were talking about Twilight. I mean, come on - aliens taking over bodies? That could never happen. Now vampires on the other hand, that could really happen! :)

Sandy said...

Keep reading, it gets better!! Plus, its great to know that they are all living just around the bend over by Picacho Peak! LOL.

Brigit said...

It sounds like we are in the same part of The Host. We will have to chat about it when we both finish it.