Showing posts with label Mantis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mantis. Show all posts

Thursday, July 30, 2009

benedictions, part 2



Father Mantis has returned to us

and we are grateful. His last prayers administered on our screen doors having born much fruit before being swept off by monsoonal winds. Mantis prayers have clout.

For the past 3 days our devout protector has taken up communion yet again. Is it selfish to assume he's here to pray in our behalf? Cuz, you know, we could always use the prayers.



When it's back to school time, you just need extra prayers wherever you can get them. Especially when it's a new school and it's SIXTH-GRADE! Look at this boy, trying 11 out for size, getting ready for new adventures. He'll do fine. It's not him who needs the prayers, it's his mom, who remembers sixth-grade far too well.




Here's another boy that needs supplication. Or at least his teeth do. Or maybe again, his parents do. Pray, Mantis, pray for us to have the endurance to overcome night after night of complaining and whining about oral chores and to have the persistance to get teeth brushed... despite the tantrum. A tooth killed by neglect, and another awaiting a filling! Had this young Padawan been a first child, or an only child, this would never have been tolerated. But Blake and I are careworn and oppressed. Pray for us, pious bug, pray through the wind.

And while you are at it, pray for Blake's job. We would like for him to keep it.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Extra Blessings

A praying mantis began solemn meditation on our sliding doors. For a day-and-a-half, yoga-like, he/she prayed without ceasing. I can't help but wonder what he prayed for. General things, maybe? like the oil shortage and relief from terrorism? The housing market?
Or are mantis prayers more specific? I would like to think he prayed that the poor family in this household would one day have grass in their backyard. And that the father of this family would replace the battery in the purple van so it won't be an eyesore in the driveway anymore. Maybe he asked for a ceasefire between the 4-year-old and 2-year-old residents of this house. Which in turn would mean more happiness for the mother and love and beauty all around. I'm sure mantis prayers take special priority in heaven. Thank you, Mr. Mantis, for the benediction.